Notice

No. 7/Ω-bis

to all carriers, copies and the temporarily disembodied

↑ the official part. hover if you can't read it.

§1

Due to scheduled re-stitching of the Ceres–Europa tidal lane, Thursday is cancelled this week. Please live through it in advance, or move it to last Tuesday.

note for archaics: see the school curriculum, 2nd grade, “time as a public utility”.

§2

corridor B

Spare bodies left in the shared corridor for more than three fractions are deemed unowned and handed out to whoever wants them.

note: yes, “whoever wants them” is also you. common knowledge.

§3

yours is the dot following you.
fine accrued: 0:00 of childhood

A reminder: walking a pet neutrino without a muzzle is prohibited. The fine is forty minutes of your childhood memories.

note: muzzles are sold where the neutrinos are. currency: the usual.

§4

tide, by hand

The Moon is closed for repainting. Tides are temporarily performed by hand; the attendant on duty is Gennady (version 14).

note: versions 1–13 are on holiday. simultaneously.

§5

Residents who borrowed the second half of Wednesday from their neighbours are kindly asked to return it. People cannot finish dinner.

a note would require a sense organ you do not have yet.

§6

Hot gravity will be shut off from fraction 0.41 to 0.58. Stock up on weight.

note: cold gravity stays on. nobody washes with it.

§7

unzipping mood… 99%

Grandmothers' backups older than three hundred years are accepted for storage only in an unzipped mood.

note: grandma knows. she always knows.

Council Chair — Cloud No. 3

(acting human)

do not object

Era check

The full text is available to contemporaries only. Prove you are not from the past.

attempt 1

letter to an ancestor · opened out of pity

Hello, visitor from the year .

Yes, you all made it. No, we won't say how.

The wifi password is still the same. Leave Thursday alone.